So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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