I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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