I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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