(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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