ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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