The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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