So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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