oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Randomize
