somebody snuck up and got me drunk
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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