and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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