So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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