you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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