I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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I need a hoe opinion
go on
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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