Well apparently he's into motor boating.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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