It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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