There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Randomize
