Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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