There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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