i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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