rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving