Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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