I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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