So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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