Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
When did angry sex become our thing?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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