Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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