I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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