No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My dick has a subreddit
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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