Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
