After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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