oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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