I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
