thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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