Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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