I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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