First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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