is your mom at the bar?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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