You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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