How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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