I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
it hurts more in the daytime
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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