So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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