We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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