are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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