I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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