Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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