on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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