Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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