I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
there is glitter all over my balls
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