i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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