My balls are so social today.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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