she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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