theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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