Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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