Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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