We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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