Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Randomize