Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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