Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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