that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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