five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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