Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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