Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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