im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize